DISASTER FUZZ

Why would you like the Disaster Fuzz? Because fuck you that’s why. The Disaster Fuzz is filled with rolling waves of oscillation… or metal gates. Depends on what you are looking for. I guess that’s why there is a handy dandy flip switch to give you the option of one or the other. The Disaster Fuzz is the little brother of the Truly Beautiful Disaster. It has just the options you need to make noise, or fuzz love. It’s only too bad the controls aren’t labeled FUCK and YOU because that’s exactly how you’ll feel when you run a guitar, bass, or vibrating sexual device through this little fuzz. Demons expel from your fingers. Cum for days. This pedal is fancy and amazing. Don’t feel like a handsome dapper lad after using this pedal? Then you aren’t doing it right. Please refer to the manual if you have any problems. Oh right, there’s isn’t one. WHO THE FUCK IS FLYING THE PLANE THEN???